Privacy Policy

1. WE DO NOT CARE ABOUT YOUR DATA: As the Ministry of Aura Maintenance, we are too busy to spy on you. The documents generated on this website are created entirely inside your web browser using HTML5 Canvas. We do not send your "Rizz Alias" or your "Rant Topic" to our servers.

2. NO TRACKING: We don't ask for your email. We don't ask for your phone number. You don't even need a password to join The Swarm.

3. LOCAL PROCESSING: When you click "Submit to Gazetted Officer", the PNG file is constructed locally on your device and downloaded directly to your hard drive.

4. COOKIES: We might use basic analytical tools (like counting how many people visited the site to see if we have positive aura), but we do not use invasive tracking cookies.

5. PUBLIC SHARING: Once you download the card and share it on Instagram, X (formerly Twitter), or WhatsApp, that's between you, Mark Zuckerberg, and Elon Musk. We wash our hands of it.