CATALOGUE No. CKR/CAT/2026

All 10 Templates

सभी 10 टेम्पलेट

All templates render client-side as a 1080 × 1350 HD PNG. Aadhaar-style chassis, bilingual labels, tricolor strip, holographic strip, faux barcode, QR placeholder. Instagram Feed and Story-crop ready.

Section 01 · Identity

Identity

3 templates

CKR-IDAURA ∞ · APPROVED

Cockroach ID Card

कॉकरोच पहचान पत्र

Default citizen card. Aura level: ∞. Filed under General Disgruntlement.

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CKR-STUBACKBENCH APPROVED

Student Roach Card

छात्र रोच कार्ड

Student ID that behaves like a meme. Backbench citizen, frontbench complainer.

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CKR-OFCCTRL+ALT+ESCAPE

Office Roach Card

ऑफ़िस रोच कार्ड

9-to-9 brigade. Issued by The Swarm. Ignored by HR.

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Section 02 · License

License

1 template

CKR-LICLICENSED TO COOK

Professional Ranter License

पेशेवर शिकायतकर्ता लाइसेंस

License to rant on every comment section. Mid energy, max output.

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Section 03 · Certificate

Certificate

1 template

CKR-COWIFI HQ

Chronically Online Certificate

क्रॉनिकली ऑनलाइन प्रमाण पत्र

Certified dangerously online. Last seen IRL: never. Peak NPC behavior.

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Section 04 · Badge

Badge

2 templates

CKR-SSSTILL CRAWLING

System Survivor Badge

तंत्र उत्तरजीवी पदक

For those the system forgot to count. Cooked but still functional.

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CKR-RENTPAID · IN FULL

Rent Roach Badge

किराया रोच पदक

Pays half-salary for a flat with two windows called 2BHK. Iconic.

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Section 05 · Poster

Poster

1 template

CKR-CITYSWARM ACTIVE

City Swarm Poster

{CITY} कॉकरोच इकाई

Claim your city. Wall-of-college-corridor energy. Big bold poster.

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Section 06 · Survivor

Survivor

2 templates

CKR-JOBREJECTED · STILL ALIVE

Job Rejection Survivor

नौकरी अस्वीकृति उत्तरजीवी

Bro is cooked. Resume sent, ghosted, certified. Aura: depleted.

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CKR-EXAMPAPER LEAKED

Exam Paper Leak Survivor

पेपर लीक उत्तरजीवी

Survived a paper leak, a recheck fee, and a result delay. NEET-tier.

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